porcelain bowl

big porcelain bowl,
always full of clean water
makes me lick your face

(courtesy Austin)

mouse

i played with you, now
you no longer seem to work
rodent toy you're broke

moth

you flutter inside
wreck dining room to catch you
too bad about dishes

dog

you annoy me, dog
barking at me seems like fun
i pee in your food

the door

the door confuses
no matter what side i'm on
it is the wrong side

shelf

it's a perfect spot
to lay, i can reach the couch
how much was that vase?

ode to woodpecker

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP screech!
stupid little pecker